they think a good flush beats a full house
Is this supposed to make sense? Probably not.
plumbers make bad poker players
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Audio Technica ATH-W5000, AKG K701, Grado GS1000, Sennheiser HD650
So I’ve been making a conscious effort to not have my drawings break the fourth wall and look at the viewer. It occurred to me how strange it is that almost all fanart have characters staring at the viewer. If I can’t look a 3DPD in the eyes, maybe a 2D will do?
Nobody watches this anime. :/
(Audio Technica ATH-W5000)
(AKG K701)
(Grado GS1000)
(Sennheiser HD650)
I’m bad at funerals
not much of a mourning person.
I’m waiting for one of my friends with cool parents to die so I can pull that pun out. Then we’ll laugh and be optimistic.
(Sawyer – Black Lagoon)
naked girl walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre
bartender gives it to her
with this economy, maybe I should have been a garbage man
that industry is always picking up
more stuff from night shift:
After much delay for no apparent reason, we have finally submitted in our artist alley registration for Anime Expo. Now to get some prints done and see were we sit. I hope it’s not some place where you fuckers can find us.
so i thought i would start paying people for puns
but that just wouldn’t make cents.
no seriously, I’m running out. I ran out of good ones a long time ago and have been making quick mental notes every time I hear one I haven’t used.
Still need to fill out AX artist alley registration form thing. I wonder if I’ll be sitting alone in a corner by myself.
my coworker’s birthday card wasn’t very interesting
it was cardbored
Despite not updating much, I have been drawing at close to my usual output. Just nothing I really liked.
(left by SIG)
i work hard on night shifts
hitting the right gear is hard in the dark.
Sometimes I’ll draw scenery during my day shifts; it’s been a relatively safe thing to draw without exposing my power levels.
and then add a girl during nights when nobody is watching:
(don’t bother trying to find vanishing points or perspective -it won’t make sense)
(Real life is hard without horizontal flip)
and then I take it home or burn it before anybody can discover it. No one is allowed to know.
having STR around is conveniant for chores
She’s handy
Anyways, this girl had a dream…
You know, to be cute like in the magazines…
All she had to do was try, right? She could be cute too?
But life isn’t fair to everyone. Some are just born with the wrong number of fingers.
… And gigantic ogre hands.
… Fuck it.
my flight got delayed, I’m stuck in Edmonton
That’s no joke. This is serious. I’ve got to spend and extra 3 hours here.
i would rap about edmonton
[3:20:47 PM] pan!ies: but i’m not brandishing my remington
[3:21:00 PM] pan!ies: and a nigga without his gat
[3:21:08 PM] pan!ies: can’t possibly spit rhymes as phat
[3:21:33 PM] pan!ies: especially from this flat landed city
[3:21:40 PM] pan!ies: anybody who lives here desrves some pity
[3:22:26 PM] pan!ies: just some snow and depression here
[3:22:44 PM] pan!ies: even tetsu would need some beer
(this looks dumb enough for me to want to clean up and color)
I thought I was done with paper
but then I was hit with a rock
Eventually somebody’s going to walk in on me drawing these. And I can only hope I’ll have really loud heterosexual porn playing on my computer to distract them long enough for me to pull the trigger.
Secretary lady at work baked us some bread
took home the dough
now if only I could be a real provider with some bacon.
Been drawing random things at work lately. Sneaking it in while nobody else is in the office.
Don’t really like the pose I used for gurren lagann, I think a jump kick would have been cooler. Too lazy to fix.
